The Umbrellas That Ran in the Rain

It was pouring, and I couldn’t find it. I was annoyed because it’s not every day that you pay $50 for an umbrella, especially if you’re me. But this was a mighty fine umbrella. In fact, a greater one has never dripped itself dry in my presence. It was the basic black collapsible model that fits in a handbag or briefcase, the kind that is so ubiquitous that nobody ever notices it. A pair stranded in the street. The fact that it didn’t call attention to itself was the real…

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The Ice Riders

When the bell trills, Jet Thomason, a tree-tall Texan, adjusts the cowboy hat that’s the color of his first name and jumps on the bicycle like he’s trying to tame a bucking bronco. He twists the curly ends of his handlebar mustache, plants his hands firmly on the handlebars and pedals his fancy cowboy boots for all they’re worth. Ice Riders was Jet’s cool idea. Before you know it, chains chug, wheels wind, gears grind and in the colorful cart behind him a cheese-wheel chunk…

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The Different Drummer

There’s a Conga by the kitchen table. Tall and handsome, it stands next to a mushroom-shaped dumbek and a gloriously rotund davul. Richard Khuzami, whose smoldering eyes match his shoe-polish-black hair, has all these drums at his fingertips, yet when he wants to pound home a point, he raps on his shin. Pop, pop, pop; it sounds like a bat smacking a baseball. Richard’s a lot of things, but he’s no bionic man. He pulls up his jeans, revealing that his lower legs are encased in hard-plastic…

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The Parents’ Primary Partner

The strollers are starting to stack up. But it’s your ears, not your eyes, that tell you this. The padded playroom at Long Island City Kids is packed with one, two, three, OMG, it’s closer to one, two, three dozen tykes who are letting down their hair by shrieking at the top of their little lungs. Irina Rokhberg, an unflappable woman with sky-blue eyes and long red hair, smiles at their riotous racket. This is exactly what she had in mind when she established the children’s enrichment…

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The Fantasy Man

Fantasy. That’s what it promises on the big blue sign outside, and that’s what’s written on the floor at the front door. In case you forget, “Fantasy” is embroidered in glittering gold on the royal-blue smocks of the salesgirls who snap to attention like Stepford Wives when customers come in. Fantasy Curtain & Linen Shops, a mom-and-pop Bed, Bath and Beyond that is known for its custom and ready-made window treatments, has been a staple of Steinway Street since…

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